Sunday, 23 May 2010

The most off putting marketing flyer ever?!

"Local Aquarium & Reptile Collection"

Reasonably Priced Gifts
Staff usually available
Parking facilities are almost non-existent
We do not have baby changing facilities but can give you a mat and a quiet corner
We do not a childrens play area but have a fun packed toy box with paper and pens
We don't have a public toilet but you can use the staff one in an emergency
We are sorry but there is no special access upstairs

And after all that expense of the printing their marketing media I've decided to give it a miss - thanks for the heads up of just how boring and unaccomodating your establishment is !!!

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